k a h k e o n g

Monday, June 04, 200711:55 PM

hahas got all this jokes from one of my cgm.
i changed it to kuku jokes. yup

interviewer: when is your birthday?
kuku: 15th dec
interviewer: which year?
kuku: ...EVERY YEAR

at an interview, a manager asked kuku,
"can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
kuku replied, " P-O-S-T-B-O-X "

after returning from an overseas trip,
kuku asked his wife," do I look like a foreigner? "
wife: " no! why? "
kuku: " in london, a lady asked me if i was a foreigner. "

a tourist from usa asked kuku, " have great men been born in this village? "
kuku: " no sir, only small babies! "

lecturer: " write a note on gandhi jayanthi. "
so kuku wrote, " gandhi was a great man, but i don't know who jayanthi is. "

kuku was conducting an experiment with a cockroach.
he cut one of its leg and told it to walk. the cockroach walked.
then he cut its second leg and told it to do the same. the cockroach walked.
then he cut the third leg and told it to do the same.
at last he cut its fourth leg and ordered it to walk. but the cockroach didn't walk.
then kuku exclaimed, " i found it! if we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf. "

during a political rally, kuku was arrested. why?
he saw a female journalist with a badge which read " PRESS " and he did it.

kuku went into a hotel. he went to a wash-basin to wash his hands.
there, he started washing the basin. seeing this, the manager asked what he was doing.
kuku pointed at the sign " WASH BASIN "

interviewer: " imagine you are on the 3rd floor, and it caught fire. how will you escape? "
kuku: i will stop imagining!

hahas_
see how mei chuang yi i am. must copy ppl jokes. hahas